Four Loko is soon to be releasing an altered version of the highly controversial drink after receiving much critism.
Four Loko makes you go more than LOKO
Once known for it’s highly mixed Alcohol and Caffeined content, the beverage company is planning to remove the Caffeine from its drinks. The decision most likely comes from word that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration will soon effectively ban beverages, like Four Loko, that mix both alcohol and caffeine.
According to the Urban Dictionary, Four Loko (better known as “Blackout in a can” ) is also referred to as Legalized CRACK in a can. It also states that users-ahem, I mean, consumers of the beverage can expect to encounter the same results associated typically with using small amounts of cocaine. Those same users are said to enter the ”Four Stages of Crazy” which include: Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, and lastly, Blackout. Hence, where the company got its name from.
After performing more research I came upon the “Four Loko” website—at least that’s what I thought. As I entered www.DrinkFour.com , I was immediately confronted by a landing page which read: YOU MUST BE 21 YEARS OR OLDER TO ENTER THIS SITE. PLEASE ENTER YOUR BIRTH DATE BELOW AND PRESS ENTER.
Wait…you want to know my AGE? Didn’t your mother ever tell you never to ask a woman her age?
After selecting the link below which read: WHY DO WE NEED TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS?, another window popped up and read the following:
We are committed to responsible drinking and need to ask you these questions since this is an age-restricted site that promotes Four Loko caffeinated alcoholic beverages; we therefore need to ensure that you are over the legal drinking age and that you are legally allowed to view this website. We also need to ask you this every time you visit the site in case anyone else who could be under the legal drinking age may use this computer. We know how important it is to protect your personal information and that’s why your information is transmitted over a secure connection. Additionally,Phusion does not sell your personal information or permit any third parties to use the information collected by Phusion for third parties’ own marketing purposes. Please read our full privacy policy here http://www.drinkfour.com/privacy.php.
As I entered my date of birth for access to the site, I was confronted with yet another message informing me that I’d now be directed to www.TheCoolSpot.Org. Very cool website…but not exactly what I was looking for, or expecting.It looked as thought the Government took control of the FourLoko website.
hmmmm, could Four Loko be learning from it’s mistakes already? Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, as it stands now, the makers of Four Loko seem to be changing more than its formula due to undergoing high critism.
Now the question still stands: Could FourLoko be changing to NoLoko? Only time will tell.
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